Why should I be a dwarf

Once upon a time two friends grew up together and all was hunky-dory

But one day, one friend said the magical words – you know, just to have a gag – and turned his friend into a dwarf – but the antidote was broken

Thinking to himself – the dwarf resented how he felt – “that was unfair – why should I be a dwarf?!”

So he said the magical words and his friend became a dwarf, but by now they hated each other – the only thing they had in common was they thought “why should we be dwarfs?!” so whenever they saw anyone they would make them into a dwarf, and with mirth, laugh that lifeless laugh of the devil!