When brains cease to function
By zevi770 · August 5, 2013
They tell the joke which I am retelling as it’s reality, God said to Adam “I’ve got good news and bad,” “Nu, how about the good news first?” says Adam to God – “I am giving you both a brain and a shemekl!” “Nu, so what’s so bad about that?” “I’m only giving you enough blood to use one at a time!”