The Ten best ways to become totally and utterly miserable 1. Don’t say thanks to God 2. Expect 3. Get angry 4. Get even 5. Have no meaningful pursuits 6. Don’t get married 7. When married, get your way 8. Don’t have children 9. When you have children, don’t give them a Biblical education allowing liberal insanity to become their reality 10. Don’t believe that the long awaited Messiah who will create a perfectly balanced and loving world, is not on his way