Once upon a time an awesome programmer decided to build a robot
By zevi770 · August 10, 2015
Well the robot he decided to make, as he was an expert in bio-technology, would look and feel like a human
Now of course you and I know, that a body is only the hardware
So he decided to install software
“I wonder why the robot will function” he said
You see he wanted to create a robot that would function on its own
“O.k. I have an idea” he said, he created a system to program the robot to eat
“This way it will shave off some of the atom molecules and use it for energy (krebs cycle)”
“O.k now what will motivate the robot?”
“Ah’ that’s a good idea!”
“I will give it a love for itself!”
“But how will it love itself?”
“Ah’ that’s an awesome idea@!”
“I will create two parent robots!”
“They will love the little robot (so it will learn that it is lovable.)”
“But I want the robot to feel proud!”
“Now that’s complicated; you see, if he feels secure, he will have no needs.”
“I will force him to have to earn.”
“Then he will have a choice:
Should I share?”