I am working at a friend of mine’s computer, a religious man, he does everything one hundred percent kosher, but he does need to lose some weight, and I see an advert with a bikini clad woman advertising some kind of weight loss program

 

Now, sounds normal right?

 

What could be more normal than a bikini clad woman advertising a weight loss program?

 

The story is told about a town in which all the wheat had a dna problem, that whoever would eat it, would go crazy.

 

“Crazy, I don’t want to be crazy” said the king to the Minister of Agriculture.

 

“But, sire, eat you must, lest you perish.”

 

Said the king to he:

 

“Randolph, an idea has entered, you and I shall mark our foreheads with a cross, hence when we look at each other at least we shall be aware that we are not normal rather toit meshuga good and properly nuts!”

 

The world we live in today has used the image of the feminine body for marketing purposes to the extent that what would have been considered an absolute taboo a generation or two ago, literally like being naked in public is now considered normal.

 

 

So say I to yee, “sir, at least know that toit meshuga, good and properly nuts, it is.”