Hi I’m God – you know the guy who made everything, including you – o.k. you may be wondering ‘why did you make everything, including me?’ – but if I tell you ‘will you believe me?’ – you see, people only believe what they think, is in their interest to believe; so let me first say, ‘how happy are you?’ – ‘think you could improve?’ – o.k. now that you’re open, ‘I Made You Because I Love!’