Hi, I am God, you know the guy who everyone claims – everyone from Yoshkeh to Mohammed claim to be speaking in my name – well the only revelation that absolutely was witnessed by 3,000,000 people and an unbroken chain of wittinesses, never less than at least 600,000 of their descendents celebrated this revelation Passover after Passover, year after year – read the revelation in their hoy book the Torah, a book which remarkably, though dispersed for over two millenia in different lands, had the exact same wording (though one letter difference which didn’t even change the meaning) Yes, my friend through this tradition, I am God and I tell you, "I look not down at you, I look up at you! for in you I have made my aspiration (like a parent somewhat lives vicariously through their children) for being God I have but one limitation, the limitation of not being able to go beyond my limitation (such is the nature of being unlimited) so when you and your fellow man go a step beyond your limitations – then and only then do I do what you would call a jiggle and dance!"