Dear brain – we have had a long relationship – I know you think you know everything, but here is your super-observer – the one who inputs the information into you – O.k, so I really need to say sorry, but in the beginning you simply didn’t have any data – Then when you were born, you began to rely on your mother’s breast, pretty certain that all nourishment came from there – You developed an emotional attachment to her – You at some point realized that she depends on your father, so you shifted your attachment from her, to him – Depending if you were a male or female, you realized you were more similar to your mother or your father – then you went to school – you figured, those people in front of the class teaching information certainly must have gotten their position, due to their great wisdom – so you imbibed all their information – Especially with all the modes of information coming to you these days, you have inculcated so many trillions of bits of information, your head sometimes feels like its ready to fragment – but here is the good news brain – all that you ever learnt boils down to two things – the first is that you exist – the second is, that your existence is meaningless – now go find (or create if you have found) the meaning of life